
The Epiphany Equation
A new play by Loxlea-Danann & Walsh. Australian and Scottish Premiere Season 2025/2026.


The Epiphany Equation
Get ready to embark on a journey to the metaphysically amazing! Do you believe that we can write someone into existence? Well, in Melody May Meadow's case, it looks like it's possible! Brace yourself for The Epiphany Equation, an absolutely extraordinary new play by the talented duo Loxlea-Danann and Walsh! Based on their own incredible true story, this play follows the journey of two halves of one creative soul who found each other in the midst of chaos and the unimaginable. You'll be blown away by their incredible partnership and the amazing things that can happen when you take a leap of faith into the unknown. Remember, the universe always has a plan - even if it's NOT the one you had in mind!
Photos Marlene Suter

🌀 The Epiphany Equation — A Buddy Comedy with Heart, Havoc, and a Whole Lot of Haggis
Brisbane 2026 — What do you get when you toss a reluctant writer, a brawny Scotsman, and a mystical quest into the stormy heather of the Highlands? A theatrical whirlwind called The Epiphany Equation — the new play by Loxlea–Danann & Walsh, heading into Production in 2026. This is not your average soul-searching Dramedy. It’s a buddy comedy, based on extraordinary true events, with mystical missteps, magnificent meltdowns, and more emotional baggage than a Ryanair flight to Inverness.
Meet Melody May Meadows: a spiritual late bloomer, emotional tornado, and vodka-sipping writer who’d rather be anywhere but here. Enter Dunphee MacDuff: bawdy, brawny, boorish, buffoonish, ballyhooed—and somehow the voice of reason. He’s persuasive like a bagpipe in a library: loud, relentless, and impossible to ignore.
Together, they mumble and stumble through trials, traumas, tantrums, tomfoolery, and topsy-turvy twists on a hilariously harrowing quest to the Scottish Highlands. Their destination? A rendezvous with the enigmatic Candle Man—who may or may not hold the key to Melody’s long-overdue epiphany.
“Sometimes the universe flips the unimaginable into the imaginable—just to make you sort out your shit.”
From clean skin vodka to questionable haggis, from emotional gridlock to spiritual whiplash, The Epiphany Equation dives deep—but never forgets to grin. It’s chaos. It’s magic. It’s a comedy with a conscience and a kilt.
Created by: Loxlea–Danann & Walsh
Genre: Mystical buddy comedy
Development: September–October 2025
Directorial Consultant: Brian Lucas
Premiere: Brisbane 2026
Logline: Reluctant writer Melody May Meadows and her brawny, bawdy, benevolent companion Dunphee MacDuff stumble through a topsy-turvy quest to the Scottish Highlands—where an enigmatic soul waits to ignite Melody’s long-overdue epiphany. Turns out the universe can make anything happen—especially if it means forcing you to clean up your existential shit show.
Stay tuned, raise a dram, brace for bagpipes, and prepare for a theatrical storm like no other.
































